![]() How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from! What did the man say to the police officer who told him, ‘Anything you say can and will be held against you?’ ‘Boobs!'” What does a 75-year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn’t? Her navel. My girlfriend thought I’d be a pushover in bed, and wouldn’t you know it, she had me pegged from the start. What’s the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn’t follow me home after I dump a load in it. What does being born in September mean? Well, it means your parents started the year with a bang. What’s worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced. What did the elephant ask the naked man? “How do you breathe out of that thing?” Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the street? It got stuck in a crack. What do boobs and toys have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them. Sex is like playing Bridge – if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand. How can you tell if your husband is dead? The sex is the same but you get to use the remote. What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? A glad-he-ate-her. “I’m so wet, give it to me now!” She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella. “Give it to me! Give it to me!” she yelled. What’s 6 inches long, 2 inches broad, and drives ladies insane? That’s one of the short adult jokes. When everything around you is dull, a few of the top short dirty jokes may work wonders. ![]() Short Dirty Jokes That Will Make You Laugh.
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